The truth is out there… somewhere… maybe…
Yes, once more HMPOD.com is moderately proud to bring an even-dozen prognostications from that man of a thousand snivels, Mr. Mark Elf. Perhaps best known as a hen-teaser in his native country, Mr. Elf has become one of the only horoscopocological geniuses ever to perform a double vasectomy on himself while hiding from the authorities. Now… if you possess the intestinal fortitude to face the fully revealed future… read Mr. Elf’s harbingers of your own doom….
Click this… I dare you, chicken… click it…
