Saturday, February 26th, 2011 at
4:23 pm
The truth is out there… somewhere… maybe…
Yes, once more HMPOD.com is moderately proud to bring an even-dozen prognostications from that man of a thousand snivels, Mr. Mark Elf. Perhaps best known as a hen-teaser in his native country, Mr. Elf has become one of the only horoscopocological geniuses ever to perform a double vasectomy on himself while hiding from the authorities. Now… if you possess the intestinal fortitude to face the fully revealed future… read Mr. Elf’s harbingers of your own doom….
Click this… I dare you, chicken… click it…
Friday, February 25th, 2011 at
12:59 pm
Something for a chilly night…
Whatever your taste in horror flicks might be, from the salty to the nasty, from the hilarious to the intellectual, the Horror Movie Show hosts Mark & Jerry have got something for you in this latest podcast. Pull up a coffin, take your muddy shoes off, knock the head off a tall, frosty corpse and enjoy as Jerry & Mark discuss some of their all-time favourite horror movies. Why not? You’ve got something better to do?
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Saturday, February 19th, 2011 at
1:19 pm
It’s a problem with the legs
Considering all the mental and physical problems that beset Mr. Mark Elf, Astrologer and Horoscopologist to the Stars (literally: he has a deal with the beings who own Sirius and all of Ursa Minor), what more could go wrong with his fetid, febrile body? Alas, his legs are now causing issues. Read all about it in this week’s Horrorscopes by the Great Man himself.
Your fortune awaits…
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011 at
1:53 pm
The Rite & new DVD releases
Jerry & Mark bring their faithful listeners info on The Rite, starring Anthony Hopkins as yet another possessed priest, as well as several movies just recently released on DVD. Best of the bunch: Monsters.
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Saturday, February 12th, 2011 at
1:37 pm
Digging deeply downwards
Greetings, faithful followers of Mr. Mark Elf, world-renowned excavator of The Truth. This week Mr. Elf brings his even-dozen mantological utterances to his column with only a hint of the bloodlust so often experienced by the truly gifted. Just be glad that you don’t have to deal with the little freak in person. He’s such a swine.
Your future awaits…
