Guardian Aliens watch over us all
And if you don’t believe that, then you are obviously not a member of The Holy and Apostolic Church of Neptunian Moons, Inc. In any case, you should be able to glean some spiritual assistance from Mr. Mark Elf‘s weekly Horrorscope column. This week, brought to you by the colour Purple and the number 7.
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Shyamalang-a-ding-dong!
Certainly one of the best young directors to come out of the battle-scarred studio empire-replublic wars of the late ’90s, M. Night Shyamalan has been a force for peace and goodwill, as well as a director of uneven and only occasionally brilliant movies. Hear the full scuttlebutt here in a discussion between Jerry & Mark (both here!), your faithful protagonists of the Horror Movie Show!
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Hoffnung causes further distress
Every office has one, the employee who must constantly demand more than his or her share of attention, the worker who cannot be content with his or her lot and a weekly paycheque that would feed several rabbits quite comfortably. In our office, inside the mighty Splutt Building (headquarters of Mark Elf World Domination Enterprises Ltd.), we’ve got one such employee. Phew, what a stinker.
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From The Sixth Sense to The Last Airbender
Mark & Jerry return yet again with a discussion of some new DVD releases, including The Traveler and Heartless, as well as an in-depth review of the films of M. Night Shyamalan. All this and much, much less on the latest Horror Movie Show on hmpod.com. Brought to you, as always, by absolutely no one. Enjoy….
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Who is that crouched behind the filing cabinet?
Poor Mr. Mark Elf finds himself yet again in an emotional entanglement with his wild-eyed and wholly repugnant office manager and assistant, Hoffnung. Please don’t think badly of Mr. Elf as he has more personal problems than a raft of aging dentists. For this week’s prognostication, please click the link below. You know you want to….
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