When the shark bites…
That denizen of the World Invisible, the almost positively amazing Horoscopologist Mr. Mark Elf, the “man” himself, has conjured up another dozen prognostications. That’s a lucky coincidence, considering that there are also a dozen Zodiacal Starsigns. What more can be said? Nothing at all, chump. Nothing at all.
It’s just this little chromium switch right here…
That is a hell of a hickey, Lucy!
Welcome to another podcast from your personal pals at hmpod.com‘s Horror Movie Show. This episode, your fearless hosts Jerry & Mark take you to a little place called Transylvania to pry the lid off a particularly nasty box of monsters: the infamous Vampyre! From the 1931 classic that made Bela Lugosi the world’s most famous Hungarian, to the long and amazing career of Christopher Lee, and a myriad of other blood-swillers, tune in now to hear all about the oh-so-sexy vampire menace.
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Take this column. Please…
Harking back to an older, gentler age — when stand-up comedians were actually funny and the guy who wore suspenders was your milkman — Master Prognosticator and Astrologer Divine Mr. Mark Elf offers up ten-plus-two mantological utterances that should see every single one of our bloodthirsty readers wiser and richer in spirit by, say, Tuesday. Just so you understand that there are no guarantees on anything but electronics. You know what I mean.
Hit me with your rhythm-stick! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
What’s new in the movie palaces?
On this episode of the Horror Movie Show, hosted by Mark & Jerry, the guys chat about several worthwhile new flicks… and also Priest. What other movies are critiqued, discussed, dissected and disgorged? How about Matt Damon‘s The Adjustment Bureau, based on the story by SF stalwart Philip K. Dick? How about I Am Number Four, starring pretty-boy Alex Pettyfer? And, last but definitely not least, we include a review of Season of the Witch, starring Nicolas Cage and the always entertaining Ron Perlman. So sit back, turn the volume to 11 and enjoy….
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The proof is in the proverbial
Yet again, our own unhygienic and odiferous Mr. Mark Elf has put on his thinking cap and prognosticated another dozen Zodiacal utterances. Pay heed, all those who seek the fortunes of their future! Mr. Elf is not to be taken lightly. He is to be taken with two aspirin and maybe a shot of Pepto-Bismol, both soothing and pink. Now read on, gentle friends. Read on….
Go ahead and use me… I like it, I really do
