Horrorscopes by Mark Elf
Giant rodent threatens traditional event
There is little more aggravating than having one’s fun ruined by a stray creature gnawing on the wooden legs of guests. Well, that’s not true. In fact, I can think of dozens, hundreds, of things more aggravating. Let’s start again: Slightly annoying is having one’s fun ruined by a stray creature gnawing on the wooden legs of guests…. That just sounds lame… I mean, stupid. Is there anyone in the entire world who still has a wooden leg? It’s all space-age polymers and plastics today. Oh hell…. Look, let’s just get to the link for Mr. Mark Elf‘s famous Horrorscopes column, all right?
