Archive for May, 2011

Horrorscopes by Mark Elf

Giant rodent threatens traditional event

There is little more aggravating than having one’s fun ruined by a stray creature gnawing on the wooden legs of guests. Well, that’s not true. In fact, I can think of dozens, hundreds, of things more aggravating. Let’s start again: Slightly annoying is having one’s fun ruined by a stray creature gnawing on the wooden legs of guests…. That just sounds lame… I mean, stupid. Is there anyone in the entire world who still has a wooden leg? It’s all space-age polymers and plastics today. Oh hell…. Look, let’s just get to the link for Mr. Mark Elf‘s famous Horrorscopes column, all right?

Here’s the link… Let’s put this ugliness behind us….

It’s alive! Alive!!!

Howdy folks. This episode of hmpod.com‘s Horror Movie Show features your ineffable hosts Mark & Jerry yacking on and on, almost endlessly — my dog, will they never shut up? — about all the variations of the story of Frankenstein. From the still-entertaining and beautiful 1931 original, the movie that launched the career of horror locus Boris Karloff, to Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein and many more. So strap yourself onto the slab and throw the switch… It’s time to feel The Power!

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