Come with me and swell to enormous proportions
There seems to be no way to avoid this swelling, believes Mr. Mark Elf, Horoscopologist supreme and Diviner divine. It is a cold, hard fact that the atmosphere is being tainted by dreaded Greenhouse Gases. Automobiles, the meat industry, petrochemical conglomerates, off-Broadway musical revues — all are speedily and abundantly creating and releasing vast quantities of methane, carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases. Well, says Mr. Elf, not fast enough.
Pull your finger from the gas-hole and touch this