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Death dogs our heels, rarely heals our dogs

Due to a death in the family, Mr. Mark Elf has been rather too preoccupied with personal matters this last week. Astute believers might have noticed that there was no Horrorscope Column last week. This unusual situation occurred simply because Mr. Elf was involved with intense séance work and trying to contact the Dear Departed. While he had no luck talking to the Deceased, he did get through to a Mrs. Urethra Restop of Dallas-Forth Worth. Evidently it was quite warm in Texas. In any case, Mr. Elf is back and prognosticating most alarmingly once again. Enjoy…?

Gather ’round the table, join hands and think of The Haunted Mansion

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