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Put your money where your Godhole is

In this week’s particularly inspirational dozen prognosticatory utterances, Mr. Mark Elf lays it all on the line when he tells his faith-filled readers just what the coming weekdays will hold for the entire race of human beings. It’s hard to believe that such knowledge could be contained and then spewed forth from a cranium barely larger than a regulation softball, but that’s the kind of guy he is. (Please, if you meet Mr. Elf in person, do not knock or squeeze his head as if it was a canteloupe or honeydew melon. Thank you in advance.)

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hairy Roadkill

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