Horrorscopes by Mark Elf

A new product rears its ugly head

And the public will eat it up! Or rather drink it up. It seems that our resident Horoscopologist and Seer Mr. Mark Elf has put his enormous brain to good use for once and invented a product that will finally and completely end the embarrassment of those who are not taken with the vile poison that is coffee. Sounds like a winning idea, doesn’t it? We didn’t think so either. Keep your day job, Mr. Elf. Keep your day job.

Drink me… Go on… Drink me now…

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