Sarah Palin is an Extraterrestrial!

Well, it may not be true, but that’s the sort of wildcat reportage you will get when you listen to this — or any — episode of The Horror Movie Show, starring your very best friends in the entire world, Jerry & Mark. What these two don’t know about horror movies would… uh… fill several million volumes. But they are both fairly hygienic and neither is unkind to small animals (except Mark). Oh yeah, they are also very devoted to “doing the right thing” (other than Jerry).

In this episode, Mark waxes philosophically about Attack the Block, Jerry blethers on about Don’t Let Him In (the unremembered movie trailer that uses the title as its catchphrase is Straw Dogs) and also A Serbian Film (quite the super-mega-downer). As if that isn’t enough, there is a review of Adrien Brody‘s Wrecked and much of the show focuses on Scream 4 — Wes Craven directs all the old favourites in this latest episode of the well-worn franchise.

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That’s no corncob pipe!

Poor Mr. Mark Elf has run into some trouble, but his difficulties are as nothing compared with the doom and gloom he’s forecasting for the rest of humanity this week. Perhaps it has something to do with sunspots, or maybe our homegrown Horoscopologist is just in a bad temper. There is no way to be certain. However, this is an excellent week to put your house in order and make sure you have a legally binding will. Just saying….

Where will you remain for Eternity???

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Monkey hate clean! Monkey rip off arm!!!

On this absolutely brand-new episode of The Horror Movie Show, your affable hosts Jerry & Mark discuss the finer points of simian evolution in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Also discussed: a rather artful and interesting Brit-flick (The Hide), as well as big Hollywood SFX (Source Code). And no issue of The Horror Movie Show would be complete without a review of one of those amazingly cheesy giant-genetic-animal-freak movies, specifically Dinocroc vs. Supergator. My money is on the human with the A-bomb. Yeeeeeee-haw!

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Mr. Elf in major dust-up!

Our own Horoscopologist and all-around “swell guy,” Mr. Mark Elf had a rough week. Following a brief stay in the hospital for a shattered skull, he came home to find a lot of mail piled up on his desk. While wading through this virtual avalanche of fan- and hate-mail, Mr. Elf has managed to prognosticate an even dozen Mantalogical Utterances. Plus he was beaten badly (i.e. very effectively) by a savage and unnatural boy-child, Roy Glanders. Poor Mr. Elf; he’s such a kvetch.

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The Wild West was pretty wild

This week’s Horror Movie Show, brought to you by the fine folks at hmpod.com, brings you the latest on several new movies, including the Daniel Craig outer-space vehicle Cowboys & Aliens. Co-starring Harrison Ford, this is one wacky adventure story. Next up is Cowboys & Zombies, made with but a fraction of the other movie’s budget. What will Horror Movie Show hosts Mark & Jerry think of these two flicks? Who the heck knows?The opinionated pair also opine about Mel Gibson‘s comeback movie, The Beaver, and Jerry reads from his current fave-rave bedtime book: 23 Minutes in Hell. Strap yourselves in and expect a bumpy ride (one of the tires is flat).

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