Horrorscopes by Mark Elf
Saturday, September 24th, 2011 at
11:22 am
That’s no corncob pipe!
Poor Mr. Mark Elf has run into some trouble, but his difficulties are as nothing compared with the doom and gloom he’s forecasting for the rest of humanity this week. Perhaps it has something to do with sunspots, or maybe our homegrown Horoscopologist is just in a bad temper. There is no way to be certain. However, this is an excellent week to put your house in order and make sure you have a legally binding will. Just saying….
Where will you remain for Eternity???
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Large bug-eyed monsters tearing off my legs will surely put a damper on my week… Thanks Mark Elf…
Hi VWB. Mr. Elf appreciates your comment and appreciation. He would have replied himself, but at the moment he is locked in a psionic life-or-death duel with some sort of enormous banana slug that Mr. Elf says crawled into his office from a tunnel leading to the Hollow Earth. What a kidder he is!