Saturday, October 29th, 2011 at
1:51 pm
The ghosts and goblins are out this week
The annual celebration of the spooky and supernatural is once more upon us and Mr. Mark Elf — self-styled Man of the World and Prognosticator Extraordinaire — commemorates not just Hallowe’en, but his 50th Horrorscope column! And what a celebration it is…. For the most part, Mr. Elf moans interminably about his current lady-love. But it’s pathetic. She sounds like a total loser, which would suit Mr. Elf, I suppose. Anyway, don’t lose any fillings or bite down on any razorblades, kiddies. Let’s be careful out there.
Anybody gives me crap candy, they’re in for it…
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Thursday, October 27th, 2011 at
3:30 am
Happiest of Hallowe’ens, our ghoulish friends….
The Horror Movie Show is back! And we have returned with another full-length dialogue about some of the latest, if not greatest, horror movies out there. Your egregious hosts, Jerry & Mark, begin the show with some chitchat regarding the new second season of The Walking Dead, AMC’s hit series. Continuing with the TV-show-theme, Mark fills us in on another couple of fantasy-horror series, namely Grimm and Once Upon a Time. There are also reviews and convos about Exorcismus, the 1931 version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and finally the movie Pig — the only real shocker of the night. So get out there and enjoy Hallowe’en with your full-face mask (making you virtually blind) and with headphones on listening to our show (making you virtually deaf). Head for the Highway of Hershey and get yourself a big old gooey mouthful. That’s dang good eatin’….
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Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 at
12:11 pm
Promises and deadly threats
It seems that Mr. Mark Elf has managed to annoy someone or some group of people enough that his life is in danger. While this would be an impediment to most of us, Mr. Elf finds such threats to be life-affirming and a cause for celebration. “Should I stop living my life because I have an enemy?” he asked philosophically. “I don’t believe so. Now you must excuse me. I have an unmarked ferry to catch in 12 minutes. Out of my way!” Oh, Mr. Elf! You are such a funny fellow.
Oh, he is so out of here… again…
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Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 at
10:09 pm
“Yes, it’s all true,” admits Mr. Mark Elf.
And being the quintessential good fellow that he is, the Great Man has deigned to unzip his bag of tricks and reveal a full 12 items that will both inform and deform… Ahh… I don’t know what the Hell I’m saying… This is such rubbish. Listen, people, there’s this guy at the other end of this screen and he’s soft & doughy — like a Halloween scarecrow filled with vanilla pudding. Yet I have to go on with this nonsense. Here’s another column of Prognostications, if you like that sort of thing.
Oh, I am so out of here…
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Saturday, October 8th, 2011 at
12:03 pm
For the good of the many
It might seem a harsh or vicious thing to say, but every single person who works for the Fox News corporation is an evil, lying, two-faced, rat-brained tool of the multinational companies. The sole purpose of Fox News is to give some credence to a raft of cretins that has not the intellect of an empty container of flowable cheese. Please, won’t you join with Mr. Mark Elf now to rid the world of the Fox News scum?
Use all methods to smash Fox News now!
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