Wednesday, November 9th, 2011 at
2:16 pm
Naughty, naughty tooth fairy
This episode of The Horror Movie Show (with your long-suffering hosts Jerry & Mark) features reviews & discussions about the movies Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (Guillermo del Toro‘s remake of a 1973 TV-movie), Children of the Corn: Genesis (yet another sequel to a lame Stephen King story), The Dead (African zombies galore) and Creature (Louisiana swamps + teens + monster = pseudo-entertainment). Hope nobody is getting too burned out about Xmas yet. Tis not yet the season….
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Saturday, November 5th, 2011 at
2:15 pm
Is Hitler’s brain still alive?
It could well be. In fact, I’m pretty sure Adolf Hitler‘s disembodied brain is calling the shots for the Republican Party, considering the sort of submoronic right-wing chowderheads that are representin’ the idiot Teabaggers. The fact is, the economy is in the dumper — and I don’t just mean the U.S. economy, I mean the entire world’s economy — and fixing a problem of this scope is a matter of guesswork for whoever is in the White House, 10 Downing Street or wherever it is world leaders clean themselves in private.
Well… I seem to have veered from topic. Here are another dozen Horrorscope prognostications from that odiferous fellow, Mr. Mark Elf. Hope they are of use to you. I’m going to find a bottle and crawl inside. (It’s going to have to be a big bottle.)
Does anybody else hear those damned bells?
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011 at
3:03 pm
The Moon is not made of cheese
At least, that’s what a pair of U.S. astronauts discover when they are sent on a secret mission to our planet’s largest satellite… It seems the Soviets got there some time before— but no, let our wonderful hosts, Mark & Jerry, tell you all about Apollo 18, a frightening tale of being truly alone. Also mentioned in this episode of The Horror Movie Show are much-loved director John Carpenter’s The Ward, TV-movie Killer Mountain, 2010: Moby Dick and a quick review of the Original Faces of Death, first in a long series of grisly flicks. Anything else? Well… maybe a comment or two about how stupid and ridiculous is Fox News hack Sarah Palin. Why not?
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