Sunday, December 11th, 2011 at
8:26 pm
Next stop: Mudville
As hard as it may be for some to accept, there are not just a few but an infinite number of Universes in this o’erarching Multiverse we call home. And the doorways and slidewalks and waterslides that allow us to travel — often unbidden — to another, stranger, perhaps happier Universe may lie just outside your own door. Or maybe outside your friend’s door. My point is that these entrances might be anywhere at all. You just never know.
BTW, Mr. Mark Elf said he wants to wish Jerry a happy birthday for this Monday. I’m not sure we’re allowed to use the public airwaves such as these emanating from our massive radio-broadcasting station here at the top of the mighty Splutt Building for personal greetings. But what do I know; I just work here. Enjoy the Horrorscope column. Might be Mr. Elf’s last.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 at
11:22 pm
What is up with this Thing?
John Carpenter‘s sizable reputation certainly wasn’t hurt by the lacklustre prequel to his great movie The Thing, but your poor, put-upon hosts Mark & Jerry have plenty to say about the much-anticipated Scandinavian megaflop. Also on this episode of The Horror Movie Show, we hear our hapless hosts discuss the first half of the second season of The Walking Dead. Other flicks considered bletherworthy are 2010′s Goblin and the animated short Blinky™. Now let’s get out there and shop till our guts explode and hang out our trouser legs! It’s the only way to celebrate Xmas.
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2011 at
9:22 pm
The start of the Shopping Season
It seems Mantological Man of Mystery Mr. Mark Elf has been spending a little too much time being bounced around the crowds seeking Holiday Bargains. He may also have been whacked hard with a copy of some crappy gossip-rag, because he’s off on a tangent of some sort. I can’t figure it out. Maybe it’s supposed to be revealing, but it just seems weird. I prefer my fun in person — if you catch my drift, if you see where I’m headed. Nothing better than hoisting a few cold ones and then hitting the singles bar and… Who am I kidding? I’m hideous… Here’s the link to the Horrorscopes.
You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em…
