Parasites in the blood

Unfortunately, quite a number of the “humans” reading Mr. Mark Elf‘s latest Zodiacal offerings are infected with some sort of disgusting parasitic disease. Isn’t that amazing? Some “people” might think this is a fluke, but it might also be a protozoan attack or even some form of very long gut-worm. Best not to eat while reading this week’s column. You may be chowing down for two (or several million).

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