Horrorscopes by Mark Elf

But why was the U.N. chasing Hoffnung?

How often does Fate offer us a golden opportunity to rid ourselves of our worst enemy? Not too often. In my case, it’s never happened. But hey — that’s life. However, in this week’s Horrorscope (all prognosticated by Mr. Mark Elf, Professional Astrologer and Mantological Utterer) we learn that the police were all over the top floors of the resplendent Splutt Building after a crime of almost shocking pettiness. But enough from me. Just click the link below if you want to see how the whole cops-and-robbers thing worked out.

Assume the position!

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