Pssst! Get the good stuff here…
Hey, this is primo, man. I mean dank, duder. This week the far-out hosts of The Horror Movie Show, the patchouli-smeared Mark & Jerry, review four new flicks. Hey, if that isn’t the good stuff, then what the heck is the good stuff anyway, man? These are fine, foursquare podcasts, you know, not some hippie trash. But why are they trying to peddle it at playgrounds and elementary schools?
Included this week are reviews of Chronicle, a tattered tale of troubled teens who acquire superhuman powers of the mind. Able to fly, manipulate matter and energy, kill with a thought or simply act like spoiled brats, these kids are trouble with a lower-case T. Find out if the movie is worth your trouble.
Also reviewed and discussed on this episode are the suspenseful Playback (with Christian Slater, whose character belies the actor’s first name) and the suspended Elevator. Finally, the boys jabber about Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies, a quickie flick designed to take advantage of the buzz around possible blockbuster Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. …Or is it?
So sit back, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, and let Jerry & Mark fill the canyons of your mind, duder.
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great show only just started listening keep up the good work
Thanks John. We’ve got quite a backlog now, 70+ shows. That is enough wasted hours to keep you going through nine do-it-yourself spinal surgeries or four complete showings of some awful television series starring Tara Reid.
id rather have the spinal surgery lol,btw just watched abraham lincoln vs zombies and for a low budget film its quite worth a watch,unlike ozombie which is just a pile of crap,well heres to horror.
With the miracle of Home Spinal Surgery Kits (I recommend the Costco brand), you can have both: searing pain as you slice between your vertebrae — don’t cut that cord! — and the aural assault of Mark & myself lulling you into a world of panic and woe. Don’t take my word for it. Read this testimonial from Mr. J. Rillington Fruitcup, a recently self-operated patient:
“……….” (After three hours, Mr. Fruitcup still had not made a sound. He did, however, turn slightly green and a little mouldy.)
I didn’t much care for Honest Abe battling the zombies and still have not watched Ozombie. Thanks for the quick review. Now I have something else to not look forward to. Haha.
is the products cafe express uk called horror podcast your stuff,on the page it justs says horror podcast,wana buy some items to support you guys and what you do your podcast
im after a film lets c if u guys know it,it was out in the last year or two,its starts with an old guy who breaks into a crypt,he trys to steal some jewellery and gets both hands cut off,the the crypt closes again,for the life of me i cant remember the titleid really like to rewatch this one
Products… Not my dept., but I hear we’re still trying to get that sorted. The old designs are still available, but I really don’t know much about it. Oops.
As for your movie, that’s a stumper. I don’t recall anything like that, except for every second horror movie ever made (haha). Anybody out there know this flick?