Wednesday, November 16th, 2011 at
1:12 pm
Another delicious & nutritious episode
Greetings, loyal listeners! This all-new and extra-creamy edition of The Horror Movie Show, hosted as always by lovable chatterboxes Mark & Jerry, contains 30 per cent fewer peanuts than our normal episode. So while it’s not safe for anyone with a peanut allergy — in fact, it could still be deadly — the point is we are trying. Check our list of ingredient for further details, including a review of Contagion, the star-filled Hollywood blockbuster about world pandemic, the Bradley Cooper vehicle Limitless, The Bleeding House (excellent old-style horror) and the execrable Space Zombie Bingo (which has neither space, zombies nor Bingo — ripoff or what?). Jerry & Mark also blether on for a bit about fave-rave TV show The Walking Dead. Then everything is blanketed in a thick, rich coating of what may or may not be chocolate. What a delicious mix.
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Sunday, November 13th, 2011 at
4:44 pm
Local Astrologer in night of terror
All eyes may now fill with tears for poor Mr. Mark Elf, our own purveyor of preternatural prognostications. Shortly before the dear but odiferous fellow was set to turn in his 52nd Horrorscope column, he was caught up in an evening of frightening intensity that would have fried the eggs of even the bravest of hearty souls. Needless to say, thanks to his quick wits and love of cross-dressing, Mr. Elf survived his encounter with a creature so terrifying that any other human being would have been wet with the sheer horror of it all. Please, read on….
Do you think he really wants to change tires?
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011 at
2:16 pm
Naughty, naughty tooth fairy
This episode of The Horror Movie Show (with your long-suffering hosts Jerry & Mark) features reviews & discussions about the movies Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (Guillermo del Toro‘s remake of a 1973 TV-movie), Children of the Corn: Genesis (yet another sequel to a lame Stephen King story), The Dead (African zombies galore) and Creature (Louisiana swamps + teens + monster = pseudo-entertainment). Hope nobody is getting too burned out about Xmas yet. Tis not yet the season….
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Saturday, November 5th, 2011 at
2:15 pm
Is Hitler’s brain still alive?
It could well be. In fact, I’m pretty sure Adolf Hitler‘s disembodied brain is calling the shots for the Republican Party, considering the sort of submoronic right-wing chowderheads that are representin’ the idiot Teabaggers. The fact is, the economy is in the dumper — and I don’t just mean the U.S. economy, I mean the entire world’s economy — and fixing a problem of this scope is a matter of guesswork for whoever is in the White House, 10 Downing Street or wherever it is world leaders clean themselves in private.
Well… I seem to have veered from topic. Here are another dozen Horrorscope prognostications from that odiferous fellow, Mr. Mark Elf. Hope they are of use to you. I’m going to find a bottle and crawl inside. (It’s going to have to be a big bottle.)
Does anybody else hear those damned bells?
Thursday, December 2nd, 2010 at
9:53 pm
Brains… Brains… Brains…
That may be what you hunger for after listening to the latest podcast from Jerry and Mark, those intrepid zombie-hunters and movie reporters extraordinaire. Or perhaps you’d prefer a nice ham sandwich. Either way, get your fill with our latest podcast. Bon appetit!
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